I met a policeman who asked me how to go to the police station.
A thief asked me to steal something which he had stolen long time ago.
My girl friend sent me an invitation card to her wedding but I was not the groom.
A complete idiot who said I'm an idiot. I was really pissed off.
A monk seeking advice from a psychopath.
Were these common sense or was it just me who went insane? Well, I certainly do hope the 3 fishes I killed last week don't come back around at me, just yet.