Saturday, February 14, 2009

[WTS] Defection Application Form

Look at Malaysia's CPI...
2004   Rank 39    CPI Score 5.0 
2006   Rank 44    CPI Score 5.0 
2008   Rank 47    CPI Score 5.1 

Then look at Singapore's CPI
2004   Rank 5    CPI Score 9.3
2006   Rank 5    CPI Score 9.4
2008   Rank 4    CPI Score 9.2

The annual Corruption Perceptions Index (CPI), first released in 1995, is the best known of Transparency International’s tools. It has been widely credited with putting Transparency International and the issue of corruption on the international policy agenda. The CPI ranks 180 countries by their perceived levels of corruption, as determined by expert assessments and opinion surveys.                                                        - Transparency International

Want to sell a defection application form for any interested political parties for fast and effective party-hopping. Interested? Please contact me. Corporate rate applies.

Defection Application Form

Name: Hii Jit Fong
Defect from DAP to BN
Allegations on Corruption/Bribery: (Please fill at least three)
Under BPR investigation? YES/NO
Current position:
Desired position: MB/Speaker/Deputy Speaker/Exco

Please check all that apply
Reasons for defect:
_ Not given new official car
_ Not given desired position
_ Alienated by party members
_ Not given land
_ Not given contracts
_ Under BPR investigation
_ Not given enough allowance
_ Not given nomination in the next General Election

Wish List: (Limited to only three)
_ New Toyota Camry as of
_ At least appointed as Exco, if not MB
_ Clear all allegations and investigations
_ RM 15 million
_ One assistant for mum to buy food in markets
_ New job for son
_ Drop all charges
_ Nomination in the next General Election

Why should we consider your application?
_ Can topple the current government and form a new one
_ Taking over state
_ Sell out voters
_ Sell out democracy
_ Completely crushing the competitor

All details given are true at the time of signing.

_____________                                       __________
Name: Hee Hee Haa Haa                            Date:

4 comments:

Benedicta*C_J said...

i don understand the cpi thingy? more info..higher rank means wat? higher cpi mean wat?

weizhu said...

You're are TAGGED!

Please refer to:

http://wei-zhu.blogspot.com/2009/02/tagged-my-6th-picture-from-6th-picture.html

Edwin Si said...

higher cpi means less corruption. lower means more corruption

im tagged ~

Crystal Hew said...

omg...so funny la this post

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