Check this sexy bird out. Studies have shown that parrots have the ability to bob their heads and tap their feet to a number of different beat. -Popular Science

Somewhere over the rainbow last week, I was riding on the clouds and having a cup of tea with my friends. They were riding on clouds too, some were big (mine) but some were just teeny-weeny small clouds (wz). The breeze was comforting and I realized that it was just a perfect evening for yet another get-together with my friends.


First I saw Ina. She was wearing pink, riding on pink clouds and gosh, her face was so pinkish. She wore an unusually happy smile on her face, as if she was falling in love with someone. I greeted her and she said she had a question for me. She asked: "Isn't love all about letting go when you need to as long as the person that you love is happy and you are happy knowing that he or she is happy?" Well, I said no. She asked me why and I replied "just don't let go."

And then there was Caroline, after Ina left. She told me she was putting on some weight and she was upset. I said: "You can't be fat because I have always known you to be a slim girl and furthermore, if you have put on weight, you couldn't possibly be riding on the clouds. You definitely would have fallen to the earth!" She said it makes sense and went away with a smile.

Then I met WeiZhu! He dashed to me with his tiny cloud and fancy me with his FM Modulators. His face was kind of blushed and he couldn't stop talking about his monologue with the postman who was supposed to deliver the petronas letter so I bet he must have messed with the Heinekens again. I was confirmed when I saw him spinning 3 rounds with his tiny cloud. After 3 minutes of extreme happiness, his mood suddenly fall off the cliff. He started weeping and screaming "why we always cannot get what we want?!" Sensing his desperation, I simply replied "If you want something, just go for it, for hesitation and holding back will only give you regrets." He nodded and flew away with his green bottles.

I saw a small group of clouds below me. Then I smelled something shitty. Only then I had came to realized that the small group of clouds were not clouds, they were KeeFoo's inhalation from his ciggies. So I greeted him and then I don't know what happened, we were suddenly talking about Korea. North Korea was lack of food, famine was serious. South Korea was full with McDonald's and Coca-cola vending machines. We agreed that no single country merchandised with McDonald's and Coke has ever attacked the United States of America.

While talking with KeeFoo, we met two smocking sizzling hot girls, namely Chia Ping and Set Lee. CP asked me how can anyone differentiate a person from a North or South Korean. I replied just shout out "Kim Jong Ill" and see which guy put up his middle finger over the other person's ass. And then KeeFoo and I were just laughing enthusiastically but CP & SL just kept silence. After laughing for 10 minutes we stopped and asked CP & SL why the joke wasn't funny. To which, both CP & SL slapped me and KeeFoo on the cheek and uttered "low class!" And then there was Shen! Shen wanted to see me to find out who was the traitor that betrayed his Neverwinter Nights character. Well Shen saw CP & SL. He said "Hi CP & SL!!" To which, both CP & SL slapped Shen on the cheek from opposite direction and uttered "low class!" Shen looked at me and KeeFoo shockingly while me and KeeFoo looked at the fleeing CP & SL shockingly.

After Shen and KeeFoo left, I met with KahLing. Gosh she was so HOT!

My cup of tea somewhere over the rainbow last week was wonderful. I met and chat with Ina, Carol, WeiZhu, KeeFoo and Shen besides having some body contact with CP & SL not to mention washing my eyes over KahLing. Neverthe less, I would like to conclude: I shall pass this way but once; any good, therefore, that I can do or any kindness that I can show to any human being, let me do it now. Let me not defer nor neglect it, for I shall not pass this way again. -unknown

I have a confession to make.

I hereby declare, on oath, that what I am going to say is the truth and nothing but the truth.

I walked across, an empty land
I knew the pathway like the back of my hand
I felt the earth, beneath my feet
Sat by the river and it made me complete
Oh, simple thing, where have you gone?
I'm getting old and I need something to rely on
So tell me when, you're gonna let me in
I'm getting tired and I need somewhere to begin.

I came across, a fallen elm tree,
I felt the branches; are they looking at me?
Is this the place, we used to love?
Is this the place that I've been dreaming of?

Oh, simple thing, where have you gone?
I'm getting old and I need something to rely on
So tell me when, you're gonna let me in
I'm getting tired and I need somewhere to begin
So if you have a minute why don't we go
Talk about it somewhere only we know?
This could be the end of everything
So why don't we go, somewhere only we know
Somewhere only we know.

Oh, simple thing, where have you gone?
I'm getting old and I need something to rely on
So, tell me when you gonna let me in
I'm getting tired and I need somewhere to begin
So if you have a minute why don't we go
Talk about it somewhere only we know?
This could be the end of everything.
So why don't we go, so why don't we go.

Hmmm yeahh.

This could be the end of everything
So why don't we go, somewhere only we know,
Somewhere only we know
Somewhere only we know.